Hip-Hop Stars and Their NFL Doppelgangers Pt. 2
Finals are done which means I can get
back on my blogging grind, so enjoy!
Here's my next batch of hip-hop stars and
their NFL doppelgangers:
LMFAO = Rob Gronkowski
LMFAO just recently broke up which is
heartbreaking, but their legacy of party-rocking lives on. Similarly,
Rob Gronkowski just broke his forearm, but his legacy of being the
best damn tight end in the NFL and also one of the league's hardest
partiers remains.
These guys are all good at what they
do, but more importantly they're even better at having fun. LMFAO's
song “Get Crazy” is the theme to Jersey Shore, they made a series
of sick music videos all spoofing horror movies which I totally dig,
and their songs “I'm Sexy and I Know It” and “Shots” will be
heard in bars and nightclubs for decades to come.
What about Rob Gronkowski? Dude
absolutely kills it week after week. He had a record-setting season
last year, got into all kinds of controversy by lending his
jersey to a porn star for a quick photo op, and supposedly got tangled up with some jailbait while out raging.
No one parties harder than the Gronk,
though I'd put some money down that LMFAO could give him a run for
his money.
Rick Ross = Albert Haynesworth
They're both big, make (or in
Haynesworth's case, made) more money than they deserve(d), and only
occasionally do something noteworthy while primarily sticking to
being enormous embarrassments.
Rick Ross raps slow, rhymes the same
word with itself over and over again, and somehow still has fans.
Also I think he had a heart attack already and the dude's in his
mid-30's.
Haynesworth was so overweight when he
played for the Redskins that he didn't pass the fitness test, yet for
some reason people were still advocating his presence. He's played on
four teams since joining the league, however everyone's had enough
sense to stay away from him after 2011.
Both are hacks.
50 Cent = Drew Brees
Sound crazy? Bear with me . . .
First of all, both of these guys are
struggling to make a comeback right now (see Fiddy's new track with
Eminem and Adam Levine and the Saints' record for proof). Both have
been highly publicized because of some tragedy that happened years
ago which has helped boost their media image (Fiddy got shot nine
times and Brees plays for the Saints of New Orleans which was ravaged
by Hurricane Katrina once upon a time).
Contextually, Brees is obviously a
superior football player than 50 Cent is a rapper right now, but
considering Fiddy's other ventures (Vitamin Water, for one), the dude
is still outrageously successful bringing him almost back up to par
with Brees.
So there you have it, two successful
guys who despite their media-hyped hardships have stayed true to their
respective games and are both angling for a comeback AT THIS EXACT
MOMENT.
What do you all think about these three
pairs of doppelgangers? Killing it or way off?
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